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Privacy.
Short version: I don't track you. Here is exactly what happens when you visit, so there are no surprises.
Nothing, myself.
No accounts, no ads, no tracking cookies, no sign-up forms. I don't run analytics that follow you around.
The site is hosted on Cloudflare. Like any host, Cloudflare sees standard request details (your IP address, browser and the page you asked for) to deliver the site and keep it safe.
One small setting.
If you flip the MOTION switch in the footer, your browser remembers that choice so it stays flipped. That's it. It never leaves your device.
What your browser loads from them.
- ALWAYS
Google Fonts
The site's typefaces come from Google, so Google can see your IP address and browser when the page loads.
- ALWAYS
Twitch images
Game box art and clip thumbnails are loaded from Twitch's image servers.
- ALWAYS
My status worker
A small Cloudflare Worker I run tells the page whether I'm live and lists clips and crew. If it's unreachable, a public service (decapi.me) may be asked whether the channel is live.
- ON CLICK ONLY
Twitch player
The stream player loads only after you press Tune In. Twitch may set its own cookies once it does.
- ON CLICK ONLY
Google Calendar
The schedule loads only after you press Load Schedule. Google may set its own cookies once it does.
- YOUR CHOICE
Links out
Twitch, Discord, YouTube, X, Facebook and the merch store have their own privacy rules once you click through.
Ask me.
Email [email protected]. If I change how the site works, I'll update this page. // LAST UPDATED OCTOBER 2026